So like I gut tagged by @shsdivaxoxoxo a bit ago and I never did it but I'm deciding to do it now because I'm bored and yeah. If you wanna do it then you can, but I don't wanna upset anyone by tagging. So yipperdy yup.
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
Let me consult my iPod. Apparently it’s:
-Home by Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros
-The Longer I Run by Peter Bradley Adams
-Here Comes the Anxiety by The Wombats
-Read My Mind by The Killers
-Glass to Glass by Bombay Bicycle Club
-Prelude by Foals
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
So. Many. People. Can’t. Choose.
Uh... Joseph Gordon Levitt? I do love that man.
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
‘the door and we walked out into the corridor and back to the front’
4: What do you think about most?
Murder? Wait... That’s a joke. DON’T JOKE ABOUT MURDER!... I think about Barack Obama a lot. That’s weird. I think about Sherlock a lot too.
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
“You know what’s hotter than Tom Felton? Tom Felton that has been put in the microwave.”
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With clothes. What in case a kidnapper takes me while I’m sleeping? It’s be uncomfortable for the both of us if I was naked.
7: What's your strangest talent?
I can balance lots of books on my head?
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)
Girls are better when they’re Lucy (lol jk) and boys are better when they buy Lucy chocolate
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Nope. But a kid did get me a goldfish once.
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Now. Every second of every day.
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
I’m scared of palm trees
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Funny story. I once had to go to hospital for sticking a button up my nose.
13: What's your religion?
No religion, unless worshipping Andrew Garfield counts
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Crying about not having internet connection?
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind. Always behind.
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favo(u)rite band?
NO! NO! DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE! CAN’T. DO. IT.
17: What was the last lie you told?
I told my mum that I’d only spent two hours on the computer when I’d spent five.
18: Do you believe in karma?
Not really. If it was true I’d probably be hanging upside down in a tree.
19: What does your URL mean?
That I want to have se.x with Draco? Pretty self explanatory.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
I’m really good at being a bit.ch. I’m awful at pretending to like people that I hate.
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
So. Goddamn. Many. Benedict, Martin, Andrew, Tom, Rupert, David. The list goes on.
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yep. It was weird and uncomfortable for everyone involved.
23: How do you vent your anger?
By killing people. DON’T JOKE ABOUT MURDER! By eating lots of food and listening to acoustic music. And drinking tea. Lots of tea drinking.
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
I collect stamps and bottle caps. YOLO!
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Phones make me scared and my face makes me cry. Write me a letter instead, ‘kay?
26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
Not really but I’m learning to accept myself.
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
I love the sound of page turning and the sound of typing. I hate the sound of nails scraping against chalkboards and people snuffling (get a tissue please!)
28: What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I’d gotten that cookie...
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I don’t believe in ghosts but I believe in aliens. Not in sci-fi movie aliens, but I believe that in such a big universe there’s got to be life out there somewhere.
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
To the right, to the right I feel a kite. To the left, to the left I feel a... theft?
I touch a Star Wars notebook and a Rex cushion.
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
Outsidey smells? My window’s open.
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
The underworld. Or my sister’s room. It gives me shivers.
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
In which country? This confuses me too much. I can’t handle it. NEED DETAILS!
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Dave Keuning. I dunno. So many hot people in the world. No wonder there’s a problem with climate change. Ooft, it’s getting hot in here.
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
Food, tea and good music. And sex with Andrew Garfield and Tom Felton.
36: Define Art.
Expression. Emotion. Changing people’s lives.
37: Do you believe in luck?
Nah, not really. It’s more to do with chance and coincidence.
38: What's the weather like right now?
Sunny for once. I’m inside on the computer for always.
39: What time is it?
22:07! Look at me with my fancy military time. Ooooo!
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Nope. Unless by drive you mean ‘so sexy that it’ll drive people over the edge’
41: What was the last book you read?
Life of Pi
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Nope. I like the smell of my shampoo though. It’s green apple and I want to eat the shampoo.
43: Do you have any nicknames?
My mum calls me Turnip which is weird and my friend calls me Hobnob.
44: What was the last film you saw?
Saving Private Ryan in RE
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
I once broke my arm when I jumped off the top of a climbing frame when I was playing spies
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Nope, but I did used to own one of those sets where you watch caterpillars grow into butterflies before you let it free
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
I have obsessions all the time. My current one is Hannibal
48: What's your sexual orientation?
I’m a straight girl on the outside but a gay guy on the inside
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
Yeah, it was weird. It was when I was in year six and people kept saying that I was the cat whisperer. I dunno.
50: Do you believe in magic?
Harry Potter magic? Hell yes!
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Unfortunately so. It’s really bad because I hold grudges even over small things and I waste time over it, but I can’t forgive easily.
52: What is your astrological sign?
53: Do you save money or spend it?
Save it. I have numerous jars in my room with money in which I’m saving up for various things.
54: What's the last thing you purchased?
A Boyzone CD for my mum
55: Love or lust?
Lust, I guess.
56: In a relationship?
Nope, unless you count the secret relationship I’m having with Tom Felton that is so secret that even he doesn’t know about it.
57: How many relationships have you had?
Oh, nosy you. Uh... Proper relationships? Two. One lasted six months and the other a year.
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Yeah, I can actually. Talent=me
59: Where were you yesterday?
In my room, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist. All day every day.
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
There’s a pink highlighter and my sunburnt knee
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
Yep. My Monday socks.
62: What's your favourite animal?
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I pull out a gun from my knickers.
64: Where is your best friend?
Probably in her room crying over the fact that she hasn’t met Prince Harry
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
I don’t have Tumblr, it confuses me. I just... Gah. I want it but I don’t think that I can handle it.
66: What is your heritage?
Huh? Wot yo mean? I’m a dumbo.
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
Doing my homework that I should have done a week ago.
68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Oh naughty, you. Did you know that you’re not supposed to ask a lady that?
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
I’m supermegaawesomefoxyhot and I’d want that in a friend. But I cry a lot and tend to fly into fits of rage over fictional characters
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the
canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get
fired. What do you do?
I’d save the dog and adopt it before punching my boss in the face and then fly to Hawaii where I’d meet a super hot guy named Arno and we’d marry and my new dog that I saved would meet a dog friend and they’d marry. I’d get lots of money from discovering new life forms and be rich forever.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately
one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die?
b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) Nah, nothing good would come from it. b) Take over the world and rob several banks. c) I’m scared of nuffin, bruv. I iz a strong individual... Namely yes, I would be and I’d cry a lot.
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Lots of Busted’s songs. No shame.
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
Nosy one, aren’t you? 2652
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
If one of the people in the relationship is Andrew Garfield
77: How can I win your heart?
Take me to concerts and tell me that if I killed someone you’d help me bury the body. DON’T JOKE ABOUT MURDER!
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Of course it can, just not creativity that other people understand
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Being born, bitc.hes. Probably choosing some of the friends that I did.
80: What size shoes do you wear?
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
“Here lies the wife of Tom Felton who is endlessly hot and was super great in bed and was in the Olympics for reading a lot”
82: What is your favourite word?
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
YOU LAZY SON OF A BI.TCH, I HAVE TO FU.CKING PUMP ALL DAY WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR LAZY AS.S! Says the heart.
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
“No shame.” “And no boners were present that day.”
85: What's the last song you listened to?
Machines by Biffy Clyro
86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?
Green, turquoise or yellow
87: What is your current desktop picture?
Safari animals- it’s one of those ones that change after an hour. At the moment there’s an elephant
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode,
who would it be?
This idiot in my year that calls himself “The father of cool”
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
Do you regret it?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you
are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just
standing around your bed. What do you do?
Befriend them and we’d team up and make an adventure film together
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even
cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Being able to stop time
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though.
What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
When I was at my friend’s 12th Birthday party and we were talking really late at night in her back yard in a tent.
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
When my mum told me that she was scared for me and started crying. I realised what a bad person I was.
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
SO MANY! SO SO SO MANY! CAN’T PHYSICALLY CHOOSE WITHOUT CRYING!
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Yep. All over my sister. It was hilarious.
98: Ever been on a plane?
Yurp durp. My mum likes holidays, we go on them a lot.
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!
100. What are you listening to right now?
Be good or be gone by Fionn Regan