"You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept."- The Velveteen Rabbit

As the world falls down//David Bowie
 
So I'm digging friends and family type roleplays at the moment and here's another one. This is a friendship based roleplay, no romance involved guys. If you want to do romance, just tag me in a roleplaying set guys. Thanks.
 
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Plot: The time has come. The world as we know it is ending. A new breed of ‘improved humans’ have been created; they’re faster, smarter and stronger. More than anything, they’ve reverted back to animal tendencies and it’s survival of the fittest. In this world, there is no room for the old species of human that we know when there are these better creatures that can take the planet into more modern times. Anyway, the new species doesn’t want to share the planet with such an inferior breed. The war has been won and now the new species just has to kill out all of the old species. There aren’t many of the ‘old timers’ left now, only about one hundred dotted about Earth. {Girl one} is one of the last ones left, she’s the only one in her town in Texas alive still and now she’s all alone. She’s learnt to adapt, she’s toughened up and is just determined to stay alive. She appears cold and heartless because she knows that there is no room for feelings in this new world. She’s trekked through Texas to get to Oklahoma, hiding out wherever she could. When she was out on a hunt for food she ran into {girl two} who stayed in her town in the hopes that someone would find her. She’s not adjusted to this new world, though. She’s still sweet, caring and compassionate. She’s not grown tough and she’s losing the battle to stay alive because of it. {Girl two} manages to persuade {girl one} to team up with her and give her a chance. Will they find friendship and manage to stay alive in this new, horrific planet Earth?
 
Me: Girl one {Rosie Tupper}
You: Girl two {Helena McKelvie}
 
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We're going to be friends//The White Stripes
 
Again, broadening my roleplaying. This is a friend based roleplay so if you want to roleplay this then be aware of that, don't try and change it half way through into a romance. Feel free to tag me in any open roleplay you like if you comment on here though.
 
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Plot: {Girl} is known for her popularity with the boys and her lack of popularity with the girls. She has se.x with anyone who asks nicely, whether or not they're romantically attached to anyone else. She gets in trouble at school for saying things she shouldn't in class and doing stuff she shouldn't out of class. {Boy} is an outcast purely because he's different to everyone else. He's one of the few people brave enough to come out of the closet in the close-minded small town and he's getting punished for it. So he tries to stick to himself because it's easier. Up until a class project, neither one of them spoke to each other. But after a se.x education class where they got up paired as 'parents' complete with a 'baby' doll that changes. {Girl} doesn't give a damn about her grade, but after much insistence from {boy} they meet up to work on the project. But after an outing to get snacks leaves them in the wrong place at the wrong time, involving them getting the position of prime suspects in a murder investigation. This forces them to go on the run, complete with fake baby and all. It’s crazy, but they have to stick together or risk going to prison for a crime they didn’t commit.
 
(This plot is so random, I'm sorry!)
 
Me: Girl
You: Boy
 
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I Will Never Leave You//Side Show (musical)
 
Note: This is a roleplay between two sisters. No incest involved, dat not ma style. But I realised the other day that I only ever did romance based roleplays and I wanted to broaden my roleplays, bro.
 
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Plot: Sisters have a complicated and difficult relationship at times, a constant mix of love and hate. But it's even worse when no love is involved. {Girl one} was left as a child by her father leaving her alone with a mother who was slowly turning into an alcoholic that didn't give a damn about her. Lacking love she found it in the arms of a trail of men, opening her legs to anyone who asked as long as they’d call her pretty. She rebelled when she was at school, the girl who’d hide out behind the bike sheds selling weed and smoking, all of which continued into adulthood. {Girl two} was the offspring of {girl one}’s father and his mistress, part of the replacement family that he played house with. She was daddy’s little angel, sweet and polite to anyone that spoke to her. She worked hard at school to maintain her 4.0 GPA and chaired more than one of the clubs. They’re polar opposites and although they never met, {girl one} had forever hated the girl that had replaced her. But when their father and {girl two}’s mother died in a car crash, it left {girl two} orphaned with no place to go. The only relative that they could get hold of was her half-sister {girl one} and the responsibility fell on her. {Girl one} felt guilt tripped into accepting but the hatred still lurked behind her eyes. Her life was completely disrupted, the flings and the parties that she went to. How would she cope with the baggage that she’d never wanted?
 
Girl one (you): Taylor Warren- Can change name
Girl two (me): Georgie Henley
 
@basketsoccer10

Confessions//City and Colour
 
I didn't have a colour scheme for this set so I decided to just have 'boys' as the theme which I now realise was a mistake because it makes me seem like a horny se.xually deprived teenage girl. Pfft, no shame.
 
My friend and I are going to go to a theme park this weekend and I really hate rides because it makes my tummy feel funny and I'm practically sh.itting myself. I don't like any roller coaster ever and I'm being forced to go on all of them even the super scary ones (why do I sound like a toddler?) so if I'm not alive on Sunday you know what happened. I either fell out of a roller coaster or I drowned in my own pee from my fear. I'm hoping I go out by the first, much less shameful. I want to die a death that doesn't consist in pee in my hair. That's not much to ask.
 
Oh and guess what for anyone that cares! Harry and I went out shopping on Sunday last weekend (I would have said sooner if I could have been bothered to make a set besides roleplay related ones) because he needed some new things and I took it as an excuse to just spend money. My whole £10. Whoa there.
 
But anyway we went shopping and he was super cute. Blah. It sucks. He gave me his jumper because I forgot my coat and bought me this book that I like because he found it in this old book shop. I really wish he'd stop being so damn nice, it makes me feel bad. Screw real boys that exist, it just makes you feel inadequate. At least with imaginary boys you can make them have flaws to make you feel better about yourself.
 
Whatever trevor.
 
I'm learning how to knit, guys. I suck but I'm trying. I get an A* for effort. It'll take me a billion years you make anything, but I'll get there eventually. I swear I'm just becoming a stereotypical old person though. No shame.
 
I'm just going to go have a nap so I'll message everyone back or reply to comments later. Thanks lovelies.

@stainedglasseyesandcolorfultears
 
(How about we have a post-war George and an in-school Narcissa?)

I don't even give a damn that in The Chronicles of Narnia films they're siblings. So yeah, bruv.
 
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Plot: She ran away. She started the endless cycle of leaving back when she was 11 years old and was tired of being abused by her father and bullied at school. So she constantly packed up and hit the road every few months, never staying in a town longer than a few weeks. She'd never really had any reason to stick around before until she met him. He was everything she hated: he had his head in the clouds and his heart on his sleeve. She was tough, keeping her heart guarded so that nobody could hurt her again, and her feet were firmly set on the ground. But he taught her that not everybody in life would hurt her, maybe she could finally heal and that she wasn't as screwed up as she thought she was. Would she finally stick around this time?
 
Aislin had just checked herself into a small motel that was just under half a mile out of town. It wasn't the best of places to stay in, the room was dirty and the staff weren't exactly friendly, but it was cheap and that was the only thing she looked for these day. She'd only be staying here a few weeks tops, she'd find herself a job to keep herself busy for the weeks she was here and then she'd hit the road again. Now she just found herself walking idly around town though. It was quite a nice town compared to a few she'd stayed in, but it looked small and small towns were usually filled with gossiping busy bodies- which she hated. She fiddled with the ends of her scarf absently, looking around for any shops with job notices in the windows or fliers tacked to lamp posts.
 
@boobearlovescarrots

-If you choose one plot, let me choose the other. I don't mind if they're based off a song/book/film/TV show
-I do lesbian/gay/straight
-PG-13 for me m'dears. I mean, I can do everything up to the se.xy part but after that ner-uh. No hanky panky for Lucy.
-Double
-Don't ditch and if you're going to be off for ages, tell me and I'll understand
-Don't only comment on your girl. It's just annoying and I'll stop replying full stop.
-We can make a set each. Then it's fair
-I don't do Justin Bieber/Disney/One Direction and the like. Sorry. Other than that I'm pretty much cool with any model.
 
So like, just comment on here or PM me and we can set something up.
If you have any good group roleplays or you have an idea and need a co-mod then feel free to ask me or send me any links. Thank you guys

So like I gut tagged by @shsdivaxoxoxo a bit ago and I never did it but I'm deciding to do it now because I'm bored and yeah. If you wanna do it then you can, but I don't wanna upset anyone by tagging. So yipperdy yup.
 
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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
Let me consult my iPod. Apparently it’s:
-Home by Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros
-The Longer I Run by Peter Bradley Adams
-Here Comes the Anxiety by The Wombats
-Read My Mind by The Killers
-Glass to Glass by Bombay Bicycle Club
-Prelude by Foals
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
So. Many. People. Can’t. Choose.
Uh... Joseph Gordon Levitt? I do love that man.
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
‘the door and we walked out into the corridor and back to the front’
4: What do you think about most?
Murder? Wait... That’s a joke. DON’T JOKE ABOUT MURDER!... I think about Barack Obama a lot. That’s weird. I think about Sherlock a lot too.
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
“You know what’s hotter than Tom Felton? Tom Felton that has been put in the microwave.”
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With clothes. What in case a kidnapper takes me while I’m sleeping? It’s be uncomfortable for the both of us if I was naked.
7: What's your strangest talent?
I can balance lots of books on my head?
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)
Girls are better when they’re Lucy (lol jk) and boys are better when they buy Lucy chocolate
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Nope. But a kid did get me a goldfish once.
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Now. Every second of every day.
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
I’m scared of palm trees
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Funny story. I once had to go to hospital for sticking a button up my nose.
13: What's your religion?
No religion, unless worshipping Andrew Garfield counts
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Crying about not having internet connection?
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind. Always behind.
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favo(u)rite band?
NO! NO! DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE! CAN’T. DO. IT.
17: What was the last lie you told?
I told my mum that I’d only spent two hours on the computer when I’d spent five.
18: Do you believe in karma?
Not really. If it was true I’d probably be hanging upside down in a tree.
19: What does your URL mean?
That I want to have se.x with Draco? Pretty self explanatory.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
I’m really good at being a bit.ch. I’m awful at pretending to like people that I hate.
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
So. Goddamn. Many. Benedict, Martin, Andrew, Tom, Rupert, David. The list goes on.
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yep. It was weird and uncomfortable for everyone involved.
23: How do you vent your anger?
By killing people. DON’T JOKE ABOUT MURDER! By eating lots of food and listening to acoustic music. And drinking tea. Lots of tea drinking.
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
I collect stamps and bottle caps. YOLO!
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Phones make me scared and my face makes me cry. Write me a letter instead, ‘kay?
26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
Not really but I’m learning to accept myself.
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
I love the sound of page turning and the sound of typing. I hate the sound of nails scraping against chalkboards and people snuffling (get a tissue please!)
28: What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I’d gotten that cookie...
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I don’t believe in ghosts but I believe in aliens. Not in sci-fi movie aliens, but I believe that in such a big universe there’s got to be life out there somewhere.
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
To the right, to the right I feel a kite. To the left, to the left I feel a... theft?
I touch a Star Wars notebook and a Rex cushion.
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
Outsidey smells? My window’s open.
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
The underworld. Or my sister’s room. It gives me shivers.
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
In which country? This confuses me too much. I can’t handle it. NEED DETAILS!
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Dave Keuning. I dunno. So many hot people in the world. No wonder there’s a problem with climate change. Ooft, it’s getting hot in here.
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
Food, tea and good music. And sex with Andrew Garfield and Tom Felton.
36: Define Art.
Expression. Emotion. Changing people’s lives.
37: Do you believe in luck?
Nah, not really. It’s more to do with chance and coincidence.
38: What's the weather like right now?
Sunny for once. I’m inside on the computer for always.
39: What time is it?
22:07! Look at me with my fancy military time. Ooooo!
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Nope. Unless by drive you mean ‘so sexy that it’ll drive people over the edge’
41: What was the last book you read?
Life of Pi
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Nope. I like the smell of my shampoo though. It’s green apple and I want to eat the shampoo.
43: Do you have any nicknames?
My mum calls me Turnip which is weird and my friend calls me Hobnob.
44: What was the last film you saw?
Saving Private Ryan in RE
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
I once broke my arm when I jumped off the top of a climbing frame when I was playing spies
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Nope, but I did used to own one of those sets where you watch caterpillars grow into butterflies before you let it free
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
I have obsessions all the time. My current one is Hannibal
48: What's your sexual orientation?
I’m a straight girl on the outside but a gay guy on the inside
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
Yeah, it was weird. It was when I was in year six and people kept saying that I was the cat whisperer. I dunno.
50: Do you believe in magic?
Harry Potter magic? Hell yes!
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Unfortunately so. It’s really bad because I hold grudges even over small things and I waste time over it, but I can’t forgive easily.
52: What is your astrological sign?
Virgo
53: Do you save money or spend it?
Save it. I have numerous jars in my room with money in which I’m saving up for various things.
54: What's the last thing you purchased?
A Boyzone CD for my mum
55: Love or lust?
Lust, I guess.
56: In a relationship?
Nope, unless you count the secret relationship I’m having with Tom Felton that is so secret that even he doesn’t know about it.
57: How many relationships have you had?
Oh, nosy you. Uh... Proper relationships? Two. One lasted six months and the other a year.
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Yeah, I can actually. Talent=me
59: Where were you yesterday?
In my room, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist. All day every day.
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
There’s a pink highlighter and my sunburnt knee
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
Yep. My Monday socks.
62: What's your favourite animal?
Probably tapirs.
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I pull out a gun from my knickers.
64: Where is your best friend?
Probably in her room crying over the fact that she hasn’t met Prince Harry
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
I don’t have Tumblr, it confuses me. I just... Gah. I want it but I don’t think that I can handle it.
66: What is your heritage?
Huh? Wot yo mean? I’m a dumbo.
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
Doing my homework that I should have done a week ago.
68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
Bonerinmapants
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Oh naughty, you. Did you know that you’re not supposed to ask a lady that?
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
I’m supermegaawesomefoxyhot and I’d want that in a friend. But I cry a lot and tend to fly into fits of rage over fictional characters
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the
canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get
fired. What do you do?
I’d save the dog and adopt it before punching my boss in the face and then fly to Hawaii where I’d meet a super hot guy named Arno and we’d marry and my new dog that I saved would meet a dog friend and they’d marry. I’d get lots of money from discovering new life forms and be rich forever.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately
one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die?
b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) Nah, nothing good would come from it. b) Take over the world and rob several banks. c) I’m scared of nuffin, bruv. I iz a strong individual... Namely yes, I would be and I’d cry a lot.
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Lots of Busted’s songs. No shame.
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
Nosy one, aren’t you? 2652
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
If one of the people in the relationship is Andrew Garfield
77: How can I win your heart?
Take me to concerts and tell me that if I killed someone you’d help me bury the body. DON’T JOKE ABOUT MURDER!
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Of course it can, just not creativity that other people understand
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Being born, bitc.hes. Probably choosing some of the friends that I did.
80: What size shoes do you wear?
Size 4?
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
“Here lies the wife of Tom Felton who is endlessly hot and was super great in bed and was in the Olympics for reading a lot”
82: What is your favourite word?
Jammy
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
YOU LAZY SON OF A BI.TCH, I HAVE TO FU.CKING PUMP ALL DAY WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR LAZY AS.S! Says the heart.
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
“No shame.” “And no boners were present that day.”
85: What's the last song you listened to?
Machines by Biffy Clyro
86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?
Green, turquoise or yellow
87: What is your current desktop picture?
Safari animals- it’s one of those ones that change after an hour. At the moment there’s an elephant
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode,
who would it be?
This idiot in my year that calls himself “The father of cool”
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
Do you regret it?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you
are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just
standing around your bed. What do you do?
Befriend them and we’d team up and make an adventure film together
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even
cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Being able to stop time
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though.
What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
When I was at my friend’s 12th Birthday party and we were talking really late at night in her back yard in a tent.
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
When my mum told me that she was scared for me and started crying. I realised what a bad person I was.
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
SO MANY! SO SO SO MANY! CAN’T PHYSICALLY CHOOSE WITHOUT CRYING!
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you
gonna go?
New Zealand.
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
No.
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Yep. All over my sister. It was hilarious.
98: Ever been on a plane?
Yurp durp. My mum likes holidays, we go on them a lot.
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!
100. What are you listening to right now?
Be good or be gone by Fionn Regan

Taste the pain//Red hot chili peppers
 
So I'm not in the mood to answer people's PMs or comments, and I know for a fact that all my comments would be really bad and I don't want to give you all awful responses just to comment. So I'll message you all tomorrow, I love you all but I'm just so uncreative and brain dead right now. I'm so sorry. I really am, I suck.
 
I haven't been on this week because I've been doing loads of revision and I just haven't had time. I apologise all the same because I know I didn't explain any of this before I disappeared. So sorry about that as well. So many apologies. I'm awful. Sorry.
 
Anyway, I have no news to bestow upon you except that I'm going on holiday next week. I'll still be able to get on, just not as much. So again, I'm not ignoring you if I don't reply or I suddenly have to go, so yeah. There's my explanation.
 
Anyway, I'm just about to watch a film so yeah. Bye guys and speak to you all tomorrow where I'll catch up with you all. I miss you all when I can't get on and believe me when I say that I'd prefer to be on here with you all than doing Biology revision.
 
This set sucks by the way because I was experimenting and yeah, I should know not to do that because experiments don't always go to plan.

Inspiration for this set is from all of the lovely @r0x-rp's sets.
 
Raya was sat at a table in some seedy bar, hidden in the dark shadows of a corner. She could afford better than the low priced 'happy hour' drinks, of course. But right now she didn't care about the quality of the alcohol that was making its way down her throat; all she wanted was to be in a place where no one knew her. She'd just finished a deal- one which she'd monitored from the microphone attached to her employee- and now she felt empty again. She ran a hand through her hair and then tugged at the hem of her short black dress before picking up the shot of vodka that was in front of her and downed it. She closed her eyes, breathing in the horrible stench of sweat, cigarette smoke and warm bodies. No one knew her here, not her name or why she was in a horrid little bar like this when she was wearing a Prada dress or what she did for a living or why she did it or any of her memories. Here she was nothing more than a girl. She liked it like that.
 
Colton had just finished a tedious meal in some fancy restaurant with his father. Usually they didn’t even speak to one another but he had wanted to put up the image of a family man for his latest fling. It had been full of awkward silences, occasional attempts by the new woman to get him talk and his father having to excuse himself to go to the bathroom every five minutes to talk to numerous clients. To make matters worse, said new woman was only three years older than him and all the waitresses thought that his father was taking out his two children for a meal. He’d received numerous ‘oh how lovely, family bonding time. It’s nice to see a father making such an effort with his children’. Now Colton was still dressed in the suit trousers and smart shirt he’d worn to the restaurant but he was instead sat in a coffee shop in the centre of town, sipping a cup of steaming coffee and trying to pretend the whole thing didn’t happen.